I realize that I am lucky. Not all of you have wonderful friends who send you daft music for Christmas. However, through the magic of teh intrawebs, you can find your own. You might want to start at Musical Fruitcake, which bill itself as “A collection of the worst Christmas songs ever created”. For example, there is a little gem from 1957: Bobby Helms presents “Captain Santa Claus and His Reindeer Space Patrol”. Happy Holidays!