Jeff VanderMeer’s pal, Evil Monkey, has announced that he’s going to run for President of the USA. Well, it would be hard for him to do worse than the present incumbent. However, if I had a vote, which I don’t, I’m afraid I’d be voting for Cthulhu. It seems somehow appropriate.

(I note also that in the current spirit of piratical adventure, Evil Monkey might do better to sack the White House and hang all of the present incumbents from the yard arm. Faster results and all that.)