The Speech

Broadcast from the top of the TransAmerica Pyramid

Hear me, my X-Men. This message is reaching every known mutant in the world. Good, bad, friend, foe… whoever you are. We want every mutant left to know this: the X-Men are very much alive. And San Francisco is now a mutant sanctuary. Any of you – and your families or loved ones – are invited to join us here and know safety and protection our kind has never known.

Scott Summers

And it makes perfect sense. There is no city in the world that would fit the role better, I think.

Wedge Issues

I’ve been trying to avoid saying anything about the US Presidential election, partly because it is not my country, and partly because the ongoing self-destruction of the Democrat party is is just too darn depressing for those of us from outside the US who hope the country will vote itself a sane leadership this time around. Looking from the outside, it seems very likely that, in much the same way as Ralph Nader did for Al Gore, angry Clinton will supporters do for Obama. Unless… unless…

The Economist has come up with an interesting idea. The Libertarians might yet ride to the rescue. Not, of course, the loony “freedom to own slaves and kill people I don’t like” Libertarians, but rather those “soft Libertarians” who, like The Economist itself, are conservative on economic issues and liberal on social issues. As the paper points out, Dubya has hardly endeared himself to Libertarians:

Mr Bush has presided over the fastest growth in federal spending since the Great Society in the 1960s. He put the Republican seal of approval on the biggest intrusion of federal power into the classroom in history (No Child Left Behind), the most expensive public-works programme ever (the 2005 highway bill) and the largest new entitlement programme since the creation of Medicare and Medicaid (the prescription-drug benefit). He launched an open-ended “war on terror”. He rode roughshod over states’ rights on issues such as assisted suicide. And he has expanded the government’s power to eavesdrop on its citizens.

And that’s a whole big pile of potential wedge issues. The Economist apparently thinks that these issues are potentially serious enough for a small but not insignificant number of voters to desert John McCain and vote for Bob Barr instead. I have no idea whether they are right, though I’ve always suspected that conservatives have an innate advantage in elections because they tend to value power above all else whereas liberals are likely to value principle above all else. Still, it is perhaps a comforting thought for those of us across the pond who are watching the current outpouring of fury from Clinton supporters with a considerable degree of nervousness.

Quaking All Over?

Some of you will doubtless have seen the little media flurry earlier this week when it was revealed (to little surprise around here) that California will almost certainly suffer a major earthquake sometime in the next 30 years. For the benefit of those of you who are now deciding that you’ll never again travel to California because it is too dangerous I present a nice little map which shows not only the earthquake probabilities but where they are liable to occur. Obviously the shock from any quake will travel, but much of the state is actually pretty safe.

Of course those of us who live on top of a fault line are somewhat more in the firing line, but 30 years is a long time, especially at my age. I’m not too worried.

Not So Special Relationship

This week’s Economist has a leading article about different attitudes between Brits and Americans (doubtless prompted by the current visit of Sarko to London, which we responded to by sending Posh and Becks to Paris, thereby proving that Britain and France are still at war). The results of their poll are quite interesting. I’m not at all surprised to find that Brits are way less religious than Americans. I mean massively so, to the extent that Tories are way less religious than Democrats. I am, however, disappointed to see that Brits of both major political persuasions are more hawkish about military matters than Democrats. You would have thought we could have learned something over the past few years.

Of interest to Americans will be the fact that the two countries are pretty much in step on climate change, despite the fact that their governments are poles apart. The only area of disagreement is to do with airline fares, which is entirely understandable because most Brits only need to fly when going on vacation whereas air travel is the only simple means of getting around the USA, even for such short trips as San Francisco to L.A. or Seattle.

But perhaps the oddest result came from asking Brits about the forthcoming US elections. Apparently the Tories favor Barack Obama while Labor supporters prefer Hilary Clinton. This seems very strange.

(Zemanta has just got very excited because I mentioned the US presidential race.)

Wingeing Poms, Rude Yanks

Oh dear, things must have got really bad if even the Americans are starting to complain about whingeing poms. Of course that’s a bit rich coming from someone whose name is Eric Weiner. He’s an ex-NYT journalist who has written a book comparing levels of happiness in different parts of the world. One place comes off particularly badly:

‘Slough is a treasure trove of unhappiness, buried beneath a copious layer of gloom,’ he said. ‘The colours range from deeper to lighter shades of grey. The people seem grey, too and slightly dishevelled. The word frumpy springs to mind.’

John Betjeman has a lot to answer for (at least according to Slough’s local council).

Then again, how seriously should we take a book from a country that is also producing a self-help manual called Asshole: How I got Rich and Happy by Not Giving a S*** About You. Thankfully I have been to New York and I know that not all of its inhabitants are like that, even if it is a common stereotype. I also think that if Martin Kihn was really as tough and uncompromising as he claims then he would not have been so nervous about writing “shit” on the cover of his book.

Only in America

As I have been doing a fair amount of Britain-bashing of late it seems only fair that I should lay into the Americans as well. So here is a little story about the State of Montana threatening to secede from the union over the issue of gun control.

That is, if the federal government acts to tighten gun control, Montana will up and leave. And I can see why. I’m sure that one of their major sources of income is from lunatic Libertarians moving to Montana so that they can live in heavily fortified bunkers.

Americans Hate Soccer

Except in Philadelphia, apparently.

Philadelphia doesn’t have an MLS team, and this rankles so badly with them that they have started a fan club for the team that they one day hope to have. Not only that, but they go along to MLS games to boo the sides that they expect their team to be playing against one day. Now that’s dedication for you.

Alex Massie has more on the story.

The Economist on Visas

This week the UK newspapers have been busy printing scare stories about how the US is about to abandon the visa waiver scheme for European passport holders. This is, of course, all diplomatic brinksmanship and highly unlikely to happen as The Guardian might wish, but it is a real row. The Economist puts its version of the story out here. US readers might want to take note of this:

…this reporter has spoken to a fair number of European security and counter-terrorism officials over the years, none of them softies and many of them instinctively pro-American. But they all had horror stories about the arrogance and aggression of their American counterparts. A senior American official, asked by this reporter about this a few months ago, groaned, and said he could do nothing about his colleagues from the Department of Homeland Security, who were, in his words, beyond reasoning with.

I think you need a new government, guys.

Foreigners

Over at Fantasy Magazine, Tempest Bradford talks to Justine Larbalestier and Ekateria Sedia about being foreign writers in America. It is good stuff, and there’s a lot I can relate to there.

Of course we must get some things straight, Justine. Let’s be clear about this. Melbourne and Sydney are totally different places. Why, they are as different as… well, Glasgow and Edinburgh.