World Fantasy

The 2012 World Fantasy Convention gets underway in Toronto today. I’m not there, for reasons I explained here. My profuse apologies to my friends Liz Hand, John Clute and Gary Wolfe whose Guest of Honor appearances I am missing. I would have liked to be there. However, it seems that things have worked out quite serendipitously after all. Had I bought a plane ticket to Toronto, it is quite likely that both Kevin and I would have got caught up in hurricane-related travel drama; and of course we would not have been able to enjoy the Giants’ World Series win together. Also, if we had been able to get a table at Bell’s Diner for the Friday of BristolCon, we would have been there while I was still suffering from a stomach bug. Really, things have turned out quite well.

Of course the other reason for wanting to be at World Fantasy this year is that, as part of the Clarkesworld team in 2011, I’m up for a Howie. Clarkesworld is absolutely deserving of that award, though whether it finally gets there this year or next is another matter. The full list of nominees can be found here. Best of luck to them all (especially the fabulous John Coulthart).

Plague, Fire & BristolCon

Well, that was exciting, in all sorts of ways.

For me it began on Wednesday night, most of which I spent awake getting acquainted with the toilet bowl at the hotel where Kevin and I were staying. I’ve not mentioned this before because I wanted to pin down the source of the stomach bug. In particular I didn’t want anyone to jump to the conclusion that the fine folks at Simply Fish were responsible.

My first suspicion was Korean food. I know from a bad experience at a lovely traditional restaurant in Seoul that I am violently allergic to something in Korean cooking, and the meal I had on Tuesday evening did have a Korean-style relish with it. However, on arriving at BristolCon I discovered that Juliet McKenna, Gem Morgan, Neil Benyon and several other people I know had gone down with something very similar. Anne Sudworth also went down with it on Friday. We’d all been at the same event recently, so I’m pretty sure I know where the problem arose, and the nice fish restaurant is fully exonerated.

Food poisoning is a horrible thing, partly for what it does to your digestive system initially, but also because it leaves you with no energy, and no appetite so no means of replacing the missing energy. I lived mainly off fruit and energy drinks for 2 days. I tried having a proper meal on Friday night, and promptly collapsed again. Thankfully I made it through the convention, despite being only half awake at best. Juliet and Anne were magnificent, coping far better than I did.

Much as I wanted to stay up and chat with people after the convention, I needed sleep, so I was in bed and unconscious by midnight. That was when the fire alarm went off. A fault in a lift (elevator) motor had set off a fire alarm, and we were all evacuated while Bristol’s fire service dealt with the problem. To my knowledge, the only casualties were the lift (which remained out of service the following morning) and Del Lakin Smith’s beer, which got knocked over while we were out in the car park. (Yes, of course some people were still drinking at midnight.)

If that wasn’t all Biblical enough, Paul Cornell and Caroline Symcox announced the arrival of their first-born the following morning. Jo said on Twitter that we’d try to arrange a rain of frogs for next year, while Kevin joked that we might have a plague of Locus (which is entirely possible as I’m sure that Liza, Jonathan & Gary will be coming over for World Fantasy).

Despite all of that, the convention appears to have gone very well. That is, every comment I have seen on Twitter thus far has been very enthusiastic, and no one has complained to me yet. Of course there are things we know we did wrong, and there will be a debrief session next Saturday, but all in all I am again very pleased with how things went. Roll on next year.

In the meantime, Kevin and I are going to ride trains for a few days. Bloggage will be a bit sparse, after which there will be photos.

Good Thinking, Texans

During the Q&A session at the Sunday Business Meeting in Chicago, LoneStarCon3 admitted that memberships were below target. They talked a bit about reining in the budget, but not about doing more PR. They were challenged on this, and promised to do better. Well, now we have some action. I have a press release from then announcing a partnership with SF Signal (also Texas-based). This sounds like a very smart move — teaming up with a hugely popular (and now Hugo-winning) SF fan site should bring the con to a lot more people’s attention. I hope it works for them.

Grand European Tour: October 2013

As most of you will know, World Fantasy Con will be in Brighton next year. Lots of industry professionals from the USA, Canada, Australia and other countries will be descending on the UK. But World Fantasy is predominantly a professional networking event, and has a strict membership cap, so if you are coming all the way from another continent you might be thinking about how you can make use of the trip to meet fans.

Well, I can help. For 2013 we have moved BristolCon a week later in the year so that it takes place the weekend before World Fantasy. Bristol is a good tourist destination. It has lots of museums and the like itself, and is only 10 minutes by train from Bath. I’ll enthuse more about that in detail nearer the time. There’s also a direct train service from Bristol to Brighton, which passes through Salisbury, the nearest large town to Stonehenge. Kevin and I are planning to make that trip, including the short bus ride out to look at a pile of stones.

Since we made that decision I have discovered that the 2013 Swecon will take place on the weekend we would have normally used for BristolCon. It is taking place in Stockholm and has Jo Walton and Lavie Tidhar as Guests of Honour. So if you are planning a long European trip you might consider that one too. Carolina Gómez Lagerlöf is in charge, so I’m confident it will be a great event. And there will be English-language programming for the benefit of the large numbers of Finns who will attend.

Looking even earlier, Octocon in Dublin is normally held early in October. They don’t seem to have announced dates for 2013 yet, but there’s a good chance it will be the weekend before Swecon. A month is a long time to be touring, but it is worth bearing in mind.

Of course none of these cons will be able to pay trans-Atlantic flight costs for anyone other than their GoHs, who are probably decided by now (I know ours and Swecon’s are), but they do provide an opportunity to meet fans and see parts of Europe you don’t normally get to. If anyone is interested in taking in one of these events I’d be happy to put you in touch.

TMW Conference Report

I spent most of today at a London conference organized by Trans Media Watch. It proved to be very useful for a number of reasons, and also quite interesting. Here are a few highlights.

The first panel got a bit derailed when Sky, the young person from the National Union of Students, mentioned gender-neutral toilets. Let me explain why this is a potentially contentious issue. I’m very much in favor of gender-neutral toilets being provided as a third option for people who don’t identify as either male or female for whatever reason, or who lack the confidence to use bathrooms provided for their preferred gender. I’m also mostly happy with gender-neutral toilets being the only option in most cases (as indeed is commonly the case in cafes, trains, aircraft and private homes), though I appreciate the need for women-only spaces as places of refuge in venues such as pubs and clubs where drunk men may behave badly. Where it gets problematic is if the provision of gender-neutral toilets suddenly results in all trans people being told that they must use them, even if, like Roz and myself, we’ve been happily using the bathrooms provided for our preferred gender for decades. I spoke to Sky during the coffee break, and they assured me that there was no intention of forcing anyone to use gender-neutral toilets against their wishes. In those circumstances I have no objection to people continuing to press for their provision.

The second panel was about the situation in Europe. I was delighted to see delegates present from Germany, Switzerland and Italy (and possibly a few other countries as well), alongside the usual crowd from Britain and Ireland. Thanks in particular to Alecs from TGEU for providing suggestions as to how I might contact trans activists in Ukraine so that I can make an informed decision regarding whether to attend next year’s Eurocon.

Finally we had a panel on regulation of the media featuring lawyer-journalist David Allen Green and Guy Parker of the Advertising Standards Authority. Generally speaking it is very hard to regulate the media, especially if you wish to maintain freedom of speech, and given the ease of publication afforded by the Internet. However, I suggested to the panel that a useful option might be to make newspapers responsible for the content of comment threads on their websites. To my delight, David agreed with me. Personally I think that one of the most useful things that the Leveson Inquiry could do is make the likes of the Daily Malice moderate their comments for hate speech, because that would mean they would no longer have a reason to post “news” that is nothing more than troll bait (for example this).

Attention Nordic Fandom

Yes, yes, I know you are all getting drunk at Swecon right now, but for your next SMOFing session, please consider this: Johan Harstad is very funny, and a great writer. He’s also a huge horror movie fan, so he and Toni Jerrman should get on fabulously. Invite him to conventions, please. (I can get you contact info if necessary – he’s with Orbit’s YA sister imprint so shares the same PR folks – hi Rose!)

Go SMOFing Cheaply

One of the things you may have seen talked about during recent discussions of Worldcon is SMOFcon, a convention where people who run SF conventions get together to talk about how things might be done better. This does tend to be a fairly hardcore event, and therefore dominated by the usual greying fraternity. It badly needs new blood. But conventions are expensive, so a while back SFSFC started offering scholarships to help people attend. We don’t have the money to do that this year, but CANsmof, the parent organization of the Montréal Worldcon, is offering two scholarships of CA$500.00 to people wanting to attend this year’s SMOFcon in Philadelpia (Nov 30 – Dec 2). Details are here.

What you need to do is send an application explaining why your attendance at the event will be good for your local fan group. Preference will be given to Canadians, but as time is short (the deadline is Oct 7th) there’s a good chance that a non-Canadian might get in. Kevin, being a director of CANsmof, is one of the people adjudicating the applications. The other people on the selection committee are Diane Lacey and Terry Fong.

Bristol: Trains and Brains

Yesterday, as advertised, I had a day out in Bristol with Feòrag. One of the highlights was getting to travel on the Bristol Harbour Railway, which was in steam over the weekend. Feòrag has some video, which hopefully she’ll post to YouTube later. The service has no enclosed coaches, just open wagons with seats in them, so there’s nothing to protect you from the locomotive’s smoke. I now know why steampunk characters wear goggles all the time. I suspect that we both smelled of coal for the rest of the day.

Two important things to know about Feòrag are that she’s an expert on beer, and a vegan. This poses challenges for a tour guide who knows little about beer and is a carnivore. Thankfully Feòrag had come well prepared, including with an impressive iPhone app for the beer connoisseur. Of course being so close to Somerset we ended up drinking in The Apple, a pub specializing in cider located on a canal barge. Over dinner I was pleased to hear Feòrag give the thumbs up to the Bristol Beer Factory. I have been happily drinking their wheat beer at the Arnolfini for some time, but it is good to have my preferences supported by expert opinion.

Talking of dinner, we took ourselves out to Clifton to visit one of Bristol’s best known Indian restaurants: the Thali Cafe. I’m pleased to report that their vegan options got the thumbs up, and from my point of view the meat-based food was fine too.

In the evening we joined my friend Marjorie at the Colston Hall for a concert by Jonathan Coulton and his regular support band, Paul and Storm. Fortunately for the musicians, the stars were not right and we were unable to wake Fluff Cthulhu in time to get him to the gig. However, here’s Jonathan performing a song that I think Fluff would approve of (well, apart from the bit about compromise — Elder Gods don’t do compromise).

By the way, I asked Jonathan if he’d consider playing Worldcon. He said there were scheduling issues as PAX is generally held over Labour Day weekend, but he’d love to do it. Were Kevin and I running Events for 2014 as we did for 2005, I’d be working out how to get him over, though I suspect he’d need to do it as part of a tour to make it possible.

Changing the Conversation

The latest Outer Alliance podcast is all about Worldcon. The guests on it are Nnedi Okorafor and her daughter, Anyaugo, Jim Hines and Sofia Samatar. As usual it is hosted by Julia Rios. I think it makes some very good points.

Nnedi talks about getting people to read outside of their comfort zone. Hopefully that’s a message that regular readers here don’t need to be told.

The segment with Jim and Sophia starts off by exploding what one might call the Among Others stereotype of fandom. It is very clear from the enthusiasm shown for that book by Hugo voters that very many people did indeed “find their tribe” at SF conventions in exactly the same way that Jo Walton’s heroine, Morwenna, does. However, it is by no means a universal experience. Jim, Sophia and Julia all say that they had to work at becoming part of the con-going community. Most of you probably think that I have been a part of fandom forever, and I did attend my first con in 1984. There were some great things about it, including getting to talk to John Brunner & Julian May, and making friends with a young lad called Neil Gaiman. However, the convention itself felt very insular to me, and I didn’t go to another one for 11 years. Had I not met Kevin at Worldcon in 1995, I might never have gone to another con. And without Kevin’s support I’m sure I would have not been accepted into fandom at all, given how unpopular I made myself with fanzine fans.

Thankfully, I did find an entry way to the community, and I have made very many wonderful friends as a result. The OA discussion has similar stories to tell. And the point to take away from that is that we don’t want people to have to work hard to become accepted, we want them to feel at home from the start.

I was very impressed that Julia pressed her guests to think of ways that conventions could become more welcoming, especially to minority groups. As Jim says on the podcast, it is hard. Bringing in a diverse range of guests is all very well if you are a big con and have the money. Putting on interesting panels is much cheaper, but if you have limited panel space and your challenging discussions are poorly attended because most of your attendees are straight, white dudes then they become hard to justify.

I don’t want to be making excuses here. Everything in life is hard. But if things are hard then making them happen will take time and effort by someone. Simply being outraged on the Internet won’t make much difference. Saying that “they” should fix things is all very well, but if “they” are mostly straight white dudes then they probably don’t want to. Things change when “we” do things to make them change.

Finally I’d like to thank Julia and her guests for presenting a very different view of the recent Worldcon to the one I have got from social media. Worldcon isn’t perfect, far from it, but it is good to know that people of color and QUILTBAG people can go to it and have a great time. Hopefully more of them will do so in the future.

Hola San Antonio: Panel Suggestion

I’ve just done a slightly tongue in cheek post for the Bristolcon website. Behind it, however, is a very serious piece of physics. NASA scientists are actively considering the ideas of Professor Miguel Alcubierre for constructing a warp drive for faster-than-light travel. Alcubierre got his doctorate at the University of Wales in Cardiff, and therefore deserves a place in the annals of Welsh science fiction (rumors that he worked part-time helping to set up the Torchwood Institute while he was in Cardiff have been officially denied by the Welsh Parliament). However, Alcubierre is Mexican by birth, and as of this year he is back home heading up the the Nuclear Sciences Institute at the National Autonomous University of Mexico. So, friends in San Antonio, how about talking to NASA and getting them to send you Alcubierre and one of their experts to talk about FTL drives?

Two Days Out

As previously trailed, I spent Saturday in London at academic conference on the work of China Miéville. It was held in Senate House at the University of London, which I found rather ironic. I’m actually very fond of Art Deco, but it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that there’s a story (probably an urban myth) that Hitler wanted to make the building his HQ when he had conquered London.

Anyway, I had a great day. The papers, as ever at such events, ran the gamut from “beginner” to “riveting”. I discovered that I need to read Bruno Schulz. I got a really good idea for a story from Andrew Butler (though knowing me I’ll never actually write it), and a really good idea for an essay (which I do plan to write). More to the point, I felt like I belonged, and was respected by my fellow attendees, which is something that doesn’t happen much at UK conventions.

Also I got to see Paul Cornell, talk about cricket, and deliver a baby present for Spud. Yes, it did have Moomin pictures on it. What were you expecting?

Today was the Sci-Fi day at the Trowbridge Arts Festival. I gather that Joe Abercrombie drew in the crowds at Waterstones, but I spent my time at Bridge House where Juliet McKenna gave a fine writing course and we had readings from Jonathan Howard, Moira Young and Guy Haley. Jonathan is one of those great people who manage to be really funny without stooping to making fun of people, a talent I wish more comedy writers had. Moira proved once again how a background on the stage can vastly improve the quality of your reading. And I continue to be impressed with how hard Guy works at the “professional writer” thing.

I have to say that, Joe aside, the attendance was not good. I know that my friends at Waterstones had learned a lot from their first year. I only hope that the Festival’s management has learned too. Andy Bigwood tells me that their committee had 80 members. Those of you who have run Worldcons, please stop shuddering.

Trowbridge Arts Festival

This weekend my home town of Trowbridge is launching its very own arts festival. As you might expect from an English country town, it has a somewhat eccentric list of events: everything from a knitting contest to “have a go bell ringing” to Burlesque, Morris Men and Islamic Calligraphy. It also has book events, featuring popular writers such as Val McDermid and Ben Kane. It is a measure of how conclusively we are winning the culture war that the centerpiece literary event is a day of science fiction and fantasy sponsored by our local Waterstones. It will feature local(-ish) writers such as Joe Abercrombie, Moira Young, Juliet McKenna, Guy Haley and Jonathan Howard. I’m not involved in organizing this, though I might have played a small part in introducing the organizers to some fine writers. I will, however, be there on Saturday to see it all happen. I will be very interested to see how it goes.

Rose Is Wise

Back when the Readercon harassment incident was in full flow, many people were saying variations on, “that’s it for ReaderCon, I’m never going again.” Rose Fox, whom one might normally expect to be in the forefront of any feminist campaign, stood by the convention. They liked the event, and wanted it to be fixed rather than destroyed. The results were spectacular. I was very pleased by that.

Now Rose has waded into the discussion again on the back of ongoing discussions, sparked in part by René Walling’s appearance at Worldcon. The point that Rose makes, and I think it is a very important one, is that most people are still talking about how creepers should be punished, and whether the punishment René has received has been too lenient, too strict, or just what mother bear likes. Far fewer people are talking about how we can make conventions safer to attend, and that’s really the important issue.

Well, back up there a minute. Some of the people busily yelling at Worldcon appear to despise fandom and would be very happy if conventions simply stopped happening. They have every right to have that opinion, but from my point of view they are irrelevant because I happen to think that conventions are good things that I would like to see continue. Within my worldview, what Rose has to say is very welcome.

I occasionally get abuse at conventions. Not sexual harassment, of course. But people do sometimes come up to me and tell me what a bad person I am because I am “trying to destroy all that they hold dear”, or some variation on that. What they mean is that I want conventions (or fanzines) to change. People are naturally protective of things they love. Ultimately, however, you don’t preserve an institution by encasing it in amber so that it can never change, you preserve an institution by encouraging it to move with the times so that it is always relevant to new people.

Where I am sure that SMOFdom will recoil from the post is where Rose talks about conventions needing to be customer-focused. There is a long tradition of SF conventions not being something where you buy a ticket and get a service in return. Conventions are fannish activity. The people who run them are all volunteers. And when convention attendees complain, the reaction of con-runners is often to say, “well if you don’t like it, you run the next one and see how well you do.”

However, unless a convention is being run for the con-runners themselves, and their close friends, the need to provide a good con-attending experience is very real. Just because an event is community-focused and volunteer-run, that doesn’t mean that it can provide crap service. You wouldn’t expect, say, The Samaritans to provide poor support to callers and, if challenged on that, complain that they were only volunteers. The same goes for conventions.

Now of course there are people who think that Worldcon is staged for the sole benefit of that relatively small group of people who attend every year (most of whom help to stage the event). I have been arguing with those people for well over a decade. As far as I’m concerned, if you want to put on an event the size of Worldcon, and attract large numbers of members from outside traditional con-running fandom, then you have to make the event enjoyable to attend.

So thank you, Rose, for standing up for conventions. I want to see them continue as well. But that means that I want to see conversations about how to make them better, not conversations about how much punishment needs to be handed out.

Update: post edited to reflect Rose’s pronoun preferences.

Worldcon: The Masquerade

Worldcon is certainly getting in the news this year. As well as the whole UStream fiasco, I spotted this post on Mashable highlighting some of the best costumes see at the convention. It includes the Masquerade winner, and to save you from having to click through, here she is (from her own blog):

The Lady of the Lake

Aurora m’dear, you rock! 🙂

Hugos Webcast: The Replay

I have a press release from Chicon 7 announcing that the full webcast of the Hugo Award ceremony will soon be available from UStream. The key part of the text is as follows:

To makeup for the disruption to the original broadcast, Ustream will feature the full un-edited and bot-free ceremony on its Homepage this Sunday, September 9, starting at 7 p.m. CT. Ustream will also run the broadcast ad-free on the Worldcon Hugo Awards channel at www.ustream.tv/channel/hugo-awards, and provide additional marketing and promotional support to raise the profile of the event. The broadcast will subsequently be available from the same channel on an on-demand basis. Ustream has also offered additional support and publicity for the streaming of future Hugo Award Ceremonies for upcoming Worldcons in San Antonio, TX (2013) and London, UK (2014).

Well done Dave McCarty for negotiating this. I’m now thinking that it was a stroke of genius on Kevin’s part to ask the out-going Worldcon chair to replace René Walling as chair of the Hugo Awards Marketing Committee, because it gave Dave exactly the right hats he needed to do this. Of course we had no idea it would be needed, but we’ll take the coincidence and run with it.

The Hugos: What’s Changed?

After every Worldcon one of the things I try to do is set out very clearly what has changed in the rules. With the caveat that Kevin is on a train and can’t check what I’m saying, here’s what I think this year’s changes are.

1. Graphic Story is now a full-fledged category and will continue indefinitely. I must admit that I’d expected to see it dropped this year when the sunset clause was debated. However, the Business Meeting appears to have taken the category to its heart and is happy to keep it. I somehow doubt that this will improve the knowledge of comics displayed by the voters, at least in the short term, but at least there’s evidence that people do care about the category.

2. Best Fancast is now a real category and will continue at least until 2016 when it will have to go through the same sunset clause thing that Graphic Story had to face. Also audio and video productions — the sort of things that qualify for Fancast — will no longer be eligible in Best Fanzine as they were this year.

3. The raft of changes to the Fanzine and Semiprozine category were also ratified. An attempt by hardliners to exclude electronic fanzines was defeated (I keep hoping they’ll give up, but I may have to wait for them to die). The main result of these changes will be that Locus is no longer eligible in Semiprozine as it has full-time staff. Liza Groen Trombi is, of course, still eligible in Best Editor: Short Form.

The other motion that was debated was the proposal for a YA category. That was defeated, so no changes result. As to why it was defeated, that’s going to require a separate post, which I will write when I don’t have a headache because the issues are really very complicated with good points and bad on both sides.

If you want to listen to the debate on the three changes listed above, you can do so here.

Forthcoming Worldcons

As most of you are probably aware by now, the London Worldcon is now a real thing. Loncon 3 will take place from Thursday 14 to Monday 18 August 2014. They have a very fine list of Guests of Honour, and you can buy a membership here. According to co-chair Steve Cooper, they have well over 1000 members already.

Before that, however, there will be a Worldcon in San Antonio. I have been listening to Kevin’s recordings of the Business Meeting in Chicago and was delighted to hear co-chairs Bill Parker and Laura Domitz state that the con will have a full track of Spanish language programming (just over 30 minutes in on this video). Texas has a large Spanish-speaking population, and I’m very pleased to see them embracing this. I hope that Spanish-speaking fans from all around the world will support this and help make it a success.

There are still plans for another Japanese Worldcon, but they are hampered by the fact that the Yokohama convention lost a bucketload of money. I understand that existing immediate debts are in excess of US$85,000 and the total losses are even higher. Past Worldcons are helping out, and Kevin tells me that Montréal has already donated CA$5000.

The next site selection vote is for 2015, and that is looking very interesting. There are three current contenders: Spokane, Orlando and Helsinki.

The Spokane bid ought to be in pole position, as it is run by people well known to the SMOF community, but they keep shooting themselves in the foot. Bid co-chair Alex von Thorn managed to make a complete idiot of himself on Cat Valente’s blog earlier in the year. He won’t be chairing the con, but one of the proposed con co-chairs is Bobbie DuFault who ran programming in Chicago. That’s the area of the convention that I have seen most complaints about. Pro tip: if you want to run a Worldcon, don’t screw up the scheduling for the WSFS Business Meeting.

Orlando’s bid touts itself as “revolutionary”, and is staffed mainly by people not well known to SMOFdom. That’s usually a recipe for disaster. However, the Orlando people sound very competent, and have lots of con-running experience. Also their ideas seem to have sprung fully-formed from the Cheryl Morgan manifesto for improving Worldcon. You can read their manifesto here. Also take a look at their presentation in Chicago, which starts after about 36 minutes in this video.

I’ve heard two main non-SMOF complaints about Orlando. The first is that it is at a Disney property, and people don’t like The Mouse. There’s not a lot you can say to that, other than that the use of the Disney property is key to keeping the costs down. And talking of costs, there is a story going around the author community that room rates in Orlando will be in excess of $200. This is not true. If you listen to the video you’ll hear the Orlando rep state categorically that room rates will be $139/room, and rooms sleep up to 4 people.

Then there is Helsinki. Goodness only knows what Eemeli thinks he is doing. He did, however, give a very good presentation. I guess he’s thinking that Helsinki will be the second choice for most of the Orlando voters, and if he can come in ahead of Orlando he might just beat Spokane. I can’t see it though. There’s very little time, and I doubt that the Finns can afford to send people to lots of US cons this year. It isn’t even clear whether the bid has the backing of Finnish fandom. What the bid is doing, however, is raising interest, giving the Finns practice, and getting money in the bank. I don’t see Helsinki winning for 2015, but I do expect them to immediately roll over to 2016. If I were on the Kansas City bid I would be very afraid. There’s also the option of rescuing 2017 if the Japanese are unable to solve their financial problems.

Hugo Ceremony Follow-Up

UStream have issued an apology and explanation, which pretty much confirms what happened with the Hugos webcast. You can read it here. My thanks to the people who pointed me to it.

The facts of the matter are pretty much as most people had anticipated. The Hugo Ceremony was pulled by automatic software that the UStream staff on duty that night could do little about. That software is now under review. I suspect that it is so trigger happy at the moment because of the Olympics. Usain Bolt gets the job done in under 10 seconds, and that’s shorter than most movie clips anyone is likely to show. Highlights of other sporting events also come in very short, and people do try to make money off showing them. It is good to have this issue raised, because a lot of people are liable to fall foul of it in future. The solution for Worldcon, however, is different.

UStream points out that Chicon could have signed up for a professional account that would have been a) ad free and b) pre-approved so immune from the software bots. That’s certainly something that San Antonio should consider. However, there is a snag. The sign-up details for the professional account are here. As you will see, the cheapest option available costs $99/month. Worldcon does precisely two webcasts per year: the nominee announcement and the award ceremony. So that’s a total cost of $594 per webcast. It is better than setting up your own webcasting service, but it is not cheap.

Of course it could be sponsored. You would think that a few hundred dollars a year would be easier to get than a few thousand. Also it may be that UStream will negotiate and allow us to pay only for the two months that we need. I note that CoverItLive did that for Kevin. Our web hosts, Laughing Squid, have also been very understanding of the intermittent nature of our traffic. I shall leave Kevin and the newly appointed chair of the Hugo Award Marketing Committee, Dave McCarty, to sort it out.

In the meantime, do keep yelling. I don’t like the idea of the Internet being run by software bots any more than anyone else. At least not until those bots are as smart and benevolent as Culture Minds. However, you should also never forget the cardinal rule of social networks: If you are not paying for the product, then you are the product, and must expect to be treated as such.

While I’m here, a couple of other points. There will be no Emerald City Best Dressed Award this year. Only the Galactic Suburbia crew bothered to send me a photo, so there’s not really much point in my judging it. I’ll have to wait until the next time I can actually get to a Hugo Ceremony and take the photos myself.

Also, a small complaint. In 2004 when I was at the pre-Hugo party I was impressed to see the toastmaster, Neil Gaiman, going round checking that he knew how to pronounce everyone’s name. I was impressed, and have tried to ensure that happens at any award ceremony I’m involved in. At Chicon both Stan Schmidt and John Scalzi neglected this simple piece of courtesy. Please, Hugo Ceremony Directors, make sure that your presenters are better briefed in future.