Halloween Stuff

First of all, you should check out Pagan Prattle’s annual collection of loony Christian Halloween scare stories from the world’s media. I note in passing that black cats are probably in much more danger from Christians who mistake them for demons than from Satanists.

Still, if you do want a ripping yarn about Satanic sacrifice, try Mike Carey’s new Felix Castor novel, Vicious Circle. (And yes, it does have Juliet the succubus in it.)

For Halloween music, you might check out the classic neo-pagan acid folk album, First Utterance, by Comus, which is now available again as part of a band retrospective.

On the other hand, if you just want something strangely and amusingly horrible…

As I have probably said before, my good friend Marc Gascoigne is a connoisseur of bad Christmas records. But his knowledge of weird stuff extends well beyond Christmas. Recently he introduced me to Señor Coconut y su Conjunto. That’s actually German electronica maestro, Uwe Schmidt, and a bunch of his Chilean friends. These days they do some good Latino electronica, but they are also responsible for el baile aleman (the German album), a Latino version of Kraftwerk’s Autobahn. Some parts of that are very listenable. I rather like their version of “Showroom Dummies”. But the mariachi band version of “Autobahn”, which manages to use Kraftwerk’s tunes to conjure images of a donkey cart lumbering along a dirt track, is one of those songs where you can’t quite tell if your reaction is collapsing with laughter, collapsing in hysterics, or having your mind reamed by arcane knowledge that man was never meant to know.

Happy Samhain everyone.

Genres and Music

It is traditional in the SF industry to moan about the way publishers categorize books, but browsing through record stores in London on Wednesday got me thinking that we don’t have it so bad after all.

Fopp, for example, has separate categories for “Alternative”, “Classic Rock”, “Metal” and “Pop”. The Alternative category seems particularly odd, because it is essentially the equivalent of having a separate set of shelves for small press books. I think we should be grateful that our major publishers haven’t yet got so obsessed with best-sellers that we need such a thing.

Then there is “Urban”, which might once have meant Rap and Hip-Hop but seems to have morphed into meaning “Music by Black People (that isn’t Jazz)”. Not good.

Oh, and don’t forget “Dance”. That’s different from “Pop”, even though most pop music is essentially dance music. You won’t find the very wonderful Ladytron in Rock, Pop or Alternative, they are Dance (or in some stores “Electronica”).

My efforts to buy Koop records were a dismal failure. The chap in the HMV jazz department informed me that Koop were “Dance” because they used some electronic instruments, which proper jazz musicians never did. I guess that just goes to show that the music industry has learned nothing from the Bob Dylan Goes Electric fiasco. Well, Waltz for Koop did have an electronic edge to it, but is any self-respecting Dance department stocking Koop Islands? Of course not. It would die on a disco floor. -sigh-

Ah well, back to the US, and the Tower Records web site. The good thing about web sites is that they allow you to search by band name.

Earphones and Deafness

It is, of course, fashionable for famous fanwriters to be deaf. But as I’m no longer a fanwriter, and hopefully no longer famous, I’m not eager to lose my hearing. I am, however, spending a lot of time listening to my MP3 player on headphones, so I was very interested by this article on the dangers (or not) of doing so.

Of course there’s nothing specific there about a Dell DJ, but it appears that all of these things are very similar. I’m pleased to see that ear buds are no more dangerous that headphones. I’m also encourged by the fact that I generally don’t have my volume cranked up anywhere near 50%. However, the authors of the study are quite right when they talk about people using a much higher volume when they are in places of high ambient noise. It is all very well suggesting that you use music players in quiet locations, but very often the very places you want to use them are noisy: trains and aircraft come to mind. I’m therefore very happy that the latest carry-on luggage regulations do now allow me enough space to take my noise-reduction headphones with me.

Boston

Well, here I am, back in Back Bay. It has been an uneventful journey, and I’m pleased to say that I’m getting quite competent with Boston’s public transit system.

Because I was going direct from Somerset (courtesy of an evening flight) I was very cautious about being in London on time and consequently had ages to wait in Heathrow. The lines at check-in and security went very quickly. Most of the security madness has disapated, but I note that mascara is still a dangerous terrorist weapon. Also they are being absurdly strict about the one carry-on rule: no handbags, no camera bags, no what the Americans amusingly call “fanny packs”. This does stop the idiots who bring on two massive suitcases claiming that one is a “handbag”, but it is also catching a lot of people out.

Courtesy of the tax-free Virgin store at Heathrow I picked up an actual physical copy of the new Scissor Sisters album, and also a two-disc best of the Mekons collection, Heaven & Hell (featuring the famous Langford). More on these later. Tomorrow I get to go browse in Borders.

Gig Congestion

Saturday October 28th is turning out to be a very busy day. Were I in London I’d be wanting to get to Camden for the Electric Proms concert featuring Kasabian, Guillemots and the BBC Concert Orchestra. But it is sold out and anyway I’ll be in California. Where the San Francisco Civic Auditorium has a gig featuring Devo, backed by Bow Wow Wow and A Flock of Seagulls. A bit nostalgic, that one, but interesting. Not sure that it is Kevin’s sort of thing, though. Ah well, I’m hoping that the BBC will broadcast the London gig and that I can at least get to listen to it.

Jazz Discoveries

Not much to say on the pop/rock front right now as I’m still working my way through an enormous pile of recommendations from the very wonderful Marc Gascoigne. I do, however, have a couple of jazz discoveries that I’m intending to follow up.

The first I found via 3hive. How can you not want to listen to someone called Lullaby Baxter? And when you do, listen closely to the lyrics and you’ll find that she’s delightfully silly. Besides, he new album is called Garden Cities of Tomorrow. I don’t suppose she has actually read Kathleen Ann Goonan, but I like to think she has.

The other discovery came via the Telegraph, which was entirely unexpected – I came across the article by accident while looking for Geoff Boycott’s article. We should remember, however, that second to its right wing politics the Telegraph is best known for its fondness for odd sex stories. It is therefore perhaps unsurprising that it decided to run a feature on a hot new jazz album by two Swedish transvestites. Like Baxter, Koop are a thoroughly accessible jazz outfit. Their previous album, Waltz for Koop, is as danceable as the title suggests, and is tinged with electronica. The new release, Koop Islands, appears much more laid back and elegant, as befits the black evening dresses and pearls that the boys have donned for the publicity shots. The sample track, “Koop Island Blues”, sounds like it would be best enjoyed on a warm Caribbean evening, sipping cocktails and admiring the view. That, and three tracks from Waltz for Koop, are playable but not downloadable from Koop’s MySpace site.

Pussycats Playlist

Playing the Tourists album reminded me of one of those daft Worldcon ideas that the world was saved from through overwork of those who might have perpetrated it. In response to the inability of Boston fans to pronouce ConJosé, I came up with the idea of an official convention band: ConJosie and the Pussycats. This would probably have ended up as a masquerade entry, the conceit being that we would be the half time entertainment. We would have had to come up with some sort of excuse as to why we couldn’t actually play, so as to save fandom from my appalling singing – bad sound system, not getting paid enough cream, something like that. In any case I was far too busy to push the thing through, and I’d never have managed to lose enough weight to look good in the costume. But I’ve aways wondered what we would have played had we been able to do that set.

Much as I might have wanted to slip in a few Ramones tunes, I think it fairly obvious that the Pusscats would have been an eighties power-pop band. So here are some suggestions for the playlist:
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Music Happiness

Also in amongst the mail when I got home was a CD I have been waiting eagerly for. I have finally got a CD version of an album by The Tourists. It isn’t the debut album that I once spent weeks scouring Southampton looking for (long story), it is a compilation of songs from all three of their albums. But it does include the fabulous “Blind Among the Flowers” (adored by Annie Nightingale and me, but ignored by the boorish British public) and the brilliant cover of “I only want to be with you.” Happy, happy.

Those of you scratching your heads and wondering who The Tourists are/were take two demerits and go to the back of the class.

Zoe Rahman

My other discovery from the Mercury Prize is jazz pianist, Zoe Rahman. Her album, Melting Pot, is a very different offering indeed to that of Guillemots.

The first thing to note about Ms. Rahman is that she has hair to die for. When she’s sat on a piano stool it reaches the floor. So I’m jealous, but then Rahman has other talents that I don’t have either. And if I were in her position I’d be wondering why my record company thought that the most important thing to highlight about my work on the album cover is the length of my hair.

People are welcome to argue all they like about whether I am qualified to review books, but I think there’s little doubt about my lack of qualifications to review jazz piano music. Indeed, I suspect most serious musicians would claim that I’m no more qualified to review their work than I am to review a book written in Mandarin. Certainly it isn’t easy.

Reviewing rock and pop albums is a lot easier because such material tends to rely largely on catchy tunes, something that even my tin ear can recognize. Jazz piano doesn’t have the same basis at all, and if you are listening out for tunes then almost the whole of Melting Pot can sound pretty much the same. And that, of course, would leave me sounding like some old fogey complaining, “that pop music, it all sounds the same to me.”

So what can I say. Rahman is clearly exceptionally talented. I spent enough time trying to learn to play the piano (and failing dismally) to know that. Her music is very restful and relaxing. It probably also requires careful listening to in order to get the best out of it, and it is therefore rather shameful then I’m likely to use it mainly as background music when I’m working. More than that, I can’t really say because I lack the vocabulary and the analytical tools. I’ll just note that the final track, “Muchhe Jaoa Dinguli”, with its clear Middle-Eastern rythyms, is memorable because it is so different.

Somehow I can’t see me finding myself humming Rahaman’s music the way I already am with Guillemots, but I suspect I’ll be playing her music just as much.

Guillemots

Having got to be somewhere that I can play music over speakers rather than on headphones I’ve been been putting rather more effort into listening to new bands. High on the list has been Guillemots, one of the finalists for the Mercury Prize. Through the Windowpane has grown on me with listening. The album is a pleasant mix of driving pop rhythms on tracks such as “trains to brazil” and “annie, let’s not wait” with much more delicate tunes such as “redwings”, “little bear” and “if the world ends”. The mutli-cultural background of the band was one of the things that attracted me to them, and I’m pleased to see that it comes out well in things like the big horn sound on “trains to brazil”. Above all, however, Guillemots are not afraid to experiment. It doesn’t always work. The end of “annie, let’s not wait”, for example, dissolves an unfortunate chaos, but I’m happy to forgive them that and more for the magnificently audacious final track, “sao paulo”. This probably marks me out as the sort hopelessly pretentious git who can only have grown up during the era of pomp rock, but so it goes. I knows what I likes.

Footsore

I spent much of the day out shopping in London. There has, after all, been fabulous weather all day. Most un-London-like. I spent far too much money on music, but as I averaged less than $8 per CD I’m not feeling too guilty. It is all the fault of Fopp, the world’s most dangerous record store.

More about all of that lot later. For now I’ll just note that i did manage to find a copy of Michel Houellebecq’s H.P. Lovecraft: Against the World, Against Life. Having had no luck in the Lit Crit section of Borders, I finally found it in Horror, shelved under L for Lovecraft rather than H for Houellebecq. I guess that’s where the Lovecraft fans will be most likely to find it. But don’t go looking because I bought the last copy.

Music Web Sites

In theory the web should be a very good place to find recommendations for new listening material. In practice it isn’t quite that simple. Ariel recommended allmusic, which is an excellent site for information about bands, but their audio facilities insist that you install Windows Media Player, which I refuse to have stomp all over my existing audio set-up. As discussed elsewhere, Pandora is a very intreresting system, but is only (legally) available to listeners in the USA. But now I have discovered 3hive. This is a rather clever idea. What the guys who run it have done is look around the web for sites that have samples from albums freely available (whole songs, not snippets). When they find something, they do a blog entry about that album, complete with links to the downloads. They are now starting to get bands sending them sample songs to use. There’s lots of material there already. I think I’m going to the site very useful.

Looking for New Music

One of the disadvantages of living in California is that the music radio stations appear to be a little dull. I’ve been happy to let Kevin have news radio on instead. He does after all, need to keep an ear open for traffic announcements. And even when I’m back in the UK, as now, the loss of John Peel has left a vast hole in my listening. So I’ve been very remiss in keeping up with the music scene. Jeff VanderMeer has had some intreresting recommendations on his blog, but I really need to go listen to new bands myself.

In view of this I decided to check out the finalists for the Mercury Prize. I’m afraid I don’t quite get all the fuss about the Artic Monkeys, but I was quite interested by the samples I found online for Guillemots and Zoe Rahman. I picked up the Guillemots album last week and have finally got a chance to listen to it on speakers (albeit not good ones) rather than on headphones. So far I’m quite impressed. There’s a nice mixture of infectious beat with ambitious composition. Rahman next. Suggestions appreciated.