By Rail Through America

Today I took the Amtrak Acela service from Boston to New York. As trains go, it was very comfortable. The seats were bigger and had more leg room than an equivalent train in the UK. The food on the train was nothing to write home about, but that’s not unusual. The one thing that was very obvious, however, was how terribly slow it was. If they had decent track they could probably shave an hour off that journey. Thankfully the Connecticut coastline is so pretty, especially on such a clear and sunny day, that you don’t care too much how long the journey takes.

Road Trip

It seems like no sooner have I arrived in California than I’m off again. Heres’ the schedule:

  • Sunday: Fly to Boston
  • Monday: Give training course to client
  • Tuesday: Catch train to New York, party at Aussie Consulate, stay with La Gringa
  • Wednesday: Tourist; Halloween in Greenwich Village with La Gringa
  • Thursday: Train to Saratoga Springs, International Horror Guild Awards
  • Friday: World Fantasy Con, buy books
  • Saturday: World Fantasy Awards
  • Sunday: Train back to New York, stay with La Gringa
  • Monday: Train back to Boston, stay with Deb G.
  • Tuesday: Fly home, collapse

And then I have only a few days to recover before having to fly back to Boston on business.

Privacy Law an Ass?

The BBC reports from the International Data Protection and Privacy Commissioner’s conference in Montreal. Their correspondent is gloomy about the efficacy of our current privacy laws:

Critics argue that both notice and consent are today little more than legal fictions, as consumers ignore overly complex notices and shrinking technology makes it virtually impossible to obtain informed consumer consent.

And he goes on to note that many things that it was once though not necessary to apply privacy law to (e.g. details of what you buy, or even which web sites you browse) are now major causes of concern. Privacy experts are, it appears, very worried by all this.

Me, I’m more worried by the news that US immigration will soon be taking all 10 fingerprints on entry to the country, not just two. I suppose I should be pleased, as this will lessen the chances of them erroneously identifying me as a terrorist, but I suspect the primary effect is going to be much longer lines at passport control.

Site Report

If you are at convention hotel and not attending the convention you need it to be a good hotel experience. The Hotel Phillips in Kansas City has some good and some bad points.

The hotel itself is beautiful. It is an old building with an art deco design and lots of wood paneling. I’m going to take a wander round with a camera later. Of course being an old building has its problems. The elevators are commendably fast, but everything seems a little cramped compared to modern US hotels. the place is built more on a British scale.

Access to food is a major problem. The hotel is in a business district. The only places to get food are restaurants and other hotels. There’s a food court in a nearby building, but as it caters for office workers most of the outlets are closed at the weekend. Only Starbucks and McDonalds were open today, and they are closed tomorrow. Thus far our dining has been confined to The Mango Room, a Caribbean and Southern US themed restaurant. The food is excellent, and I won’t manage to eat my way through all of the good stuff on the menu in just a weekend, but they too are closed tomorrow. Oh what I’d give for a nearby deli, or even a 7/11.

Don’t Play With Trains

I’ve just seen Kevin off on the train to Sacramento for the holiday weekend. He’s not taking his laptop, so he won’t be able to blog about this, but I’m sure he wants to.

Our local train station, being a mere halt on a long-distance Amtrak line, doesn’t get much attention. The line is single-tracked for much of its length, but there are two platforms here. One of them is much too short for a full train. This tended to slow boarding, so Amtrak have come up with the clever idea of only using only the one platform. Except that sometimes they need to use the double track to allow trains to pass. So in the past you boarded on Platform 1 for San Jose and Platform 2 for Sacramento. Now you always board on Platform 1, except when you don’t. Naturally the notices that tell you this are small and well hidden, and anywhere there are no signs to tell you which platform is which. And the public address system doesn’t say which platform to use. The station is, of course, unstaffed.

The net result of all this is that people end up waiting for trains on the wrong platform. And there is no means of crossing the tracks except at the grade crossing at the end of the platform, which is often blocked by carriages. So what tends to happen is that people who are stood on the wrong platform see the train coming in, figure that they might not be able to get to it, and run across the tracks in front of the oncoming train.

We almost had an incident like that today. Thankfully the people concerned had more sense. Also the train driver saw that they were on the wrong platform and made sure he pulled in as far as he could. Then the conductors (they had two) made sure that the missing passengers had made their way onto the right platform before closing the doors. The line isn’t very busy so the Amtrak staff can take a relaxed attitude to such things. In the UK, of course, anyone on the wrong platform is liable to miss the train, but then we have good signage and announcements.

Yeah, Right

Silicon.com, an online IT magazine based in the UK, has been campaigning for a reduction in the absurd prices British hotels charge for Internet access. Rather bravely, an IT director in the hotel industry has contributed an article explaining why he thinks hotel wi-fi should not be free. Given that a lot of convention attendees seem to think that free wi-fi is a basic human right that must be provided, at the convention’s expense if necessary, I thought some of you might appreciate a link to this one.

Goats Rule

Drivers in the Bay Area have been puzzled to see flocks of goats lining the freeways over the past few days. There have been some notable slowdowns as drivers gawp at what is happening around them. But it is all worth it. Gary Richards, the transit correspondent of the San Jose Mercury News, explains:

It would take Caltrans two months, perhaps, to cut the vegetation in this area with a crew of a dozen. Anywhere from 300 to 600 goats can do the same work in a week-plus, and they eat everything — poison ivy and berry vines included — for around $700 an acre.

And, unlike human laborers, the goats don’t leave any debris that needs to be hauled away.

At this time of year, vegetation by the roadside is a serious fire risk. I’m very impressed that the State Government can come up with such innovative solutions to their problems.

Holiday Travel

I get regular emails from United advertising cheap weekend flights from the Bay Area. On most weekends there is a wide variety of places that you can go. But the weekend of Nov 25/26 is a little busy travel-wise. There is only one place in the whole US of A to which United is prepared to offer cheap flights over Thanksgiving. It is Beautiful Downtown Burbank.

To which one can only say, “Very interesting, but stupid!”

Going East is Bad for You

I’ve always found the jet lag I get from flying east to be much worse than what I suffer from going west. I have joked that this is because going east means going back to the UK, and theorized that it might be because I’m an evening person with a circadian rhythm longer than 24 hours, whereas morning people, those who like getting up early, might fare better going eastwards. Now this week’s Economist weighs in with news of an experiment that seems to suggest that, at least for rodents, traveling east is much worse for your health than traveling west.

I just know Kevin is going to use this as an excuse for not getting up in the morning. 🙂

Update: Link fixed as per Kendall’s comment below.

BBC on Blimps

Airship fans may like to check out this BBC article, prompted by the launch of Spirit of Dubai.

It is a staple of the genre known as “alternative history”. Anybody wanting to conjure up the idea of technological cul-de-sacs reborn or to represent the ostentatious luxury of the 1930s goes straight for the airship.

There’s a quote from Philip Pullman too. But sadly not much in the way of good news for the airship industry.

Confirmation

London is Europe’s most expensive city for wi-fi access from hotels. Some are charging as much as $40/hr. On the other hand, there are good deals to be had if you look for them. A little consumer pressure is always useful.

Green Travel

The list of things for which people in the UK think I’m morally degenerate keeps getting longer. The latest addition is, of course, because I use air travel. Personally I suspect that Bliar’s sudden devotion to the idea of punitive taxes on short-haul airlines has as much to do with the fuss that RyanAir kicked up over the recent security fiasco as it does to commitment to green principles, but the general point is good. Air travel does emit a lot of CO2.

In my defense I’d like to point out I don’t own a car, and I work from home, so for considerably more than half the days of the year I don’t use motorized transport of any sort. I therefore suspect that my carbon footprint is rather smaller than a lot of other people’s. But that, of course, is no excuse. As far as the media is concerned, people who use air transport are now on the same level as people who eat babies. And as I said, the point is a good one. What I’m wondering is, what the heck can I do about it?
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Earphones and Deafness

It is, of course, fashionable for famous fanwriters to be deaf. But as I’m no longer a fanwriter, and hopefully no longer famous, I’m not eager to lose my hearing. I am, however, spending a lot of time listening to my MP3 player on headphones, so I was very interested by this article on the dangers (or not) of doing so.

Of course there’s nothing specific there about a Dell DJ, but it appears that all of these things are very similar. I’m pleased to see that ear buds are no more dangerous that headphones. I’m also encourged by the fact that I generally don’t have my volume cranked up anywhere near 50%. However, the authors of the study are quite right when they talk about people using a much higher volume when they are in places of high ambient noise. It is all very well suggesting that you use music players in quiet locations, but very often the very places you want to use them are noisy: trains and aircraft come to mind. I’m therefore very happy that the latest carry-on luggage regulations do now allow me enough space to take my noise-reduction headphones with me.

Boston

Well, here I am, back in Back Bay. It has been an uneventful journey, and I’m pleased to say that I’m getting quite competent with Boston’s public transit system.

Because I was going direct from Somerset (courtesy of an evening flight) I was very cautious about being in London on time and consequently had ages to wait in Heathrow. The lines at check-in and security went very quickly. Most of the security madness has disapated, but I note that mascara is still a dangerous terrorist weapon. Also they are being absurdly strict about the one carry-on rule: no handbags, no camera bags, no what the Americans amusingly call “fanny packs”. This does stop the idiots who bring on two massive suitcases claiming that one is a “handbag”, but it is also catching a lot of people out.

Courtesy of the tax-free Virgin store at Heathrow I picked up an actual physical copy of the new Scissor Sisters album, and also a two-disc best of the Mekons collection, Heaven & Hell (featuring the famous Langford). More on these later. Tomorrow I get to go browse in Borders.

Travel Confusion Continues

Today’s Guardian has an article about restrictions on liquids in aircraft being “lifted”, but what the article says is far from clear. It talks about a new EU initiative that will allow up to 100ml bottles of liquid on board if they are carried in a transparent bag, but within Europe it has always be OK to carry liquids if they are purchased airside. Is that now to be stopped? A typical bottle of water is around 500ml, after all. And how does the transparent bag rule relate to the “one carry-on bag only” rule? We also learn that it is now OK to take liquids purchased airside on board flights leaving the US, but apparently not on flights to the US. Confused? You will be.

To make matters worse, the article mentions a recent survey finding that 90% of people believe the new security measures have made air travel safer (which just goes to show how little most people know about making bombs) and that a similar number would be happy to see iris photography and fingerprinting introduced here. So all of you Brits who are refusing to travel to the US because you don’t want to be fingerprinted…

A Modicum of Sanity Returns

According to The Guardian we’ll be able to take normal-sized hand luggage on board planes as of tomorrow. There’s no word on dangerous terrorist lipsticks, and apparently bottles of water are still banned, even if you buy them airside.

Update: Email from BAA confirms that “solid” cosmetics will be allowed on board. I think that includes deadly terrorist lipsticks.

More Travel Woes

I see from the BBC that Virgin Atlantic has joined a growing list of airlines that are banning the use of Dell and Apple laptops by battery power while in flight. I have, of course, checked my battery, and it isn’t on the danger list. Indeed, it is made in Korea, so it comes from an entirely different factory to the recall stock. However, I can quite understand that airlines fear many passengers won’t bother to check what batteries they have. And hard-pressed airline security staff can’t be expected to check battery serial numbers against the danger list. Knowing how some passengers behave, they’ll probably soon be impounding the batteries at the gate to make sure people don’t slip them back in once they have boarded.

It would, of course, be good if airlines offered in-seat power points for more than just first and business-class travelers, but that would mean upgrading aircraft and they are short enough of cash as it is. And the inevitable result of all these security measures is that fewer and fewer people will fly, and flying will become more and more expensive. -sigh-