At Clarkesworld we are subject to all sorts of attacks: computer viruses, spam plagues, zombie armies, alien space fleets, and of course evil overlords from parallel dimensions. It is essential that we have defense forces to counter such threats. Overlord Clarke has therefore been busy constructing a Secret Weapon with which to repel invaders. Unfortunately the weapon appears to have had something of a mind of its own, and I understand that some of them have escaped into the galaxy. If you happen to see any of them, do let us know. Or better still, send for your local friendly Time Lord.
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There was a bloke on the telly the other day who said he was a forensic pathologist who, in the recent weather unpleasantness, had been sent to investigate an area reported to be the mass grave of a thousand snowmen. Luckily, it turned out to be just a carrot field.
What a totally cool idea! Snowmen, a dime a dozen, but snow Daleks, now, that’s really something!