No, no, I’m not talking about Princess Diana, I’m talking about a rather longer-running murder investigation. Officials in Egypt have recently announced that Pharaoh Tutankhamun was not murdered, as had been previously believed, but in fact died as a result of falling from his chariot while out hunting. Well, that’s all very well, but how, I ask, did he come to fall? Was his chariot being aggressively pursued by Hittite paparazzi keen to get a picture of him missing a shot with his bow? Was he being targeted by vegan eco-terrorists who objected to his decimation of the local wildlife? Or was his charioteer, far from being drunk as some tomb inscriptions have claimed, actually in the pay of a rival for the throne? I think we need a full scale investigation here. And as this will obviously require an all-expenses trip to Egypt so that the important sites can all be visited, I hereby volunteer to serve on the jury.