And guess what they find? Right: people dressed as Klingons, people obsessing over TV shows, people in bondage gear, people writing slash.

I have every sympathy with John Wilson. I suspect the paragraph he’s quoted on was just one he uttered in a very long interview, and one that the journalist suckered him into giving. I would have been sorely tempted to say that we had hired in a bunch of people in freaky costumes because otherwise we’d never get in the papers.