One of the regular features over at Pagan Prattle is the seemingly never ending stream of people who find fuzzy images of Jesus in odd places. Well, Deb Geisler may have the solution: the USB Toaster. Now, not only can you have have crisp and clear pictures of Jesus appear on your toast, you can also have Buddha, Krishna, Aphrodite, Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead. It is probably a good idea that it won’t go on general sale, however, because some deities don’t like having their pictures reproduced, and others object to having their images eaten.